To the person that stole my turn signal lens

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos) 04/18/2016 at 16:50 • Filed to: rant

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I hope you get ebola and a thousand apes clawing out your face you sack of shit.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 16:55

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lolwat? Someone stole a lens from your car?

PS9 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 16:59

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A lense? That person gets a [-100] stat to their thievery skill.

Dogapult > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 17:00

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We’re going to need pictures or an update, so this story makes sense.

shop-teacher > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 17:01

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Sounds perfectly reasonable to me! I felt about the same when I discovered some waste of human life stole the shit tank hose from my camper.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 17:03

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Salomondrin shares your pains....as his wife’s G-wagon gets the fascia components stolen... a lot.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 17:16

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Well it just so happens that we’ve got that guy in the studio right now! Come on out, Robert!!

Mercedes Streeter > shop-teacher 04/18/2016 at 17:16

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Wait wait, the freaking waste hose? I mean, I COULD see someone stealing a signal lense (be it about as low as I can see someone go), but a waste hose? *throws up*

jkm7680 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 17:18

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It probably fell off.

JDIGGS > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 17:20

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I bet it was a cop, jk.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680 04/18/2016 at 17:30

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Its held in with a screw, the mounting tabs are broken off and were left in the fender.

shop-teacher > Mercedes Streeter 04/18/2016 at 17:30

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Yes. The waste hose. Somebody stole it. That was an AWESOME surprise went I went to empty my tank at the end of the season last year. I spent half my freaking Sunday calling around, finding a place that was open and had one, going to get it, and going back to the camp ground before they closed down for the year. All for a $22 hose.

I made it in time with one minute to spare, otherwise I would’ve had to let that tank sit full for the last 7 months. I can’t even imagine the smell!

I sincerely hope whoever stole it, didn’t wash their hands afterwards. I hope they got to spend an entire day shitting and puking their brains out in a disgusting camper bathroom.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > shop-teacher 04/18/2016 at 17:43

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Like i said to jkm, they broke the tabs for the lens but took the second most valuable part, the socket with the connector which is $20. And my car is the definition of beater so i dont get their logic.

shop-teacher > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 17:53

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Bastards.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 04/18/2016 at 18:05

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Anger intensifies

jkm7680 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/18/2016 at 18:57

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I found a kidney grille at the side of the road with the clips half broken off once.

Mercedes Streeter > shop-teacher 04/18/2016 at 20:33

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I think I have to put that down as one of the dumbest thefts I’ve ever heard of...and right after I was about to list “stolen indicator lens” as one of them!

Also, they smell shitty (hah) enough after a few days, 7 months? Shoot, might as well just sell the camper lol

shop-teacher > Mercedes Streeter 04/18/2016 at 22:29

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I was absolutely livid when I discovered it.

I’m actually planning to sell it after Memorial Day, I don’t think I even could sell it if it sat with a full shit tank for seven months!

jordang1028 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/23/2016 at 03:26

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I know the feeling. A couple years back some waste of life stole the side mirror covers off of my E46 sedan. Cost me $250 in parts and paint.